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Sara’s Top 100 Ways to Procrastinate

1) stare at the walls
2) think about the things i need to do that are less important than other things i need to do
3) eat
4) convince myself that i really need a nap
5) write on my xanga
6) one word…facebook.
7) snood
8) email people i havent spoken to in years
9) call home
10) shower
11) shower again
12) have a bake sale
13) play basketball
14) make christmas cards for everyone i’ve ever met
15) today’s a good day to shovel all the snow on campus
16) walk to marshalls
17) go to cvs to get water
18) fill up my waterbottle, drink it all, pee, fill it back up, and so on.
19) clean out the fish bowl (and start pretending that i care about my fish)
20) mathematically figure out how many days, hours and minutes until my next birthday
21) christmas decorating!
22) pick out my outfit for tomorrow
23) pick out my outfit for saturday
24) make paper snowflakes
25) hundreds of paper snowflakes
26) go door to door and offer to sell your services, i.e. cleaning, singing, building, etc.
27) draw a picture of the empire state building
28) randomly google your friends and see if anyone comes up
29) google yourself
30) set your mind to making today be the day that you find your future husband
31) think of all your future chidlren’s names (first and middle)
32) go to the school store and buy notecards as if you’re actually going to use them to study
33) make yourself some spagetti using hot water and a styrofoam bowl
34) prank call every number in the school
35) replace all your lightbulbs (even if they arent burnt out)
36) discover your new favorite tv show, and watch every episode that you’ve ever missed.
37) untie your shoes
38) tie your shoes
39) keep checking your email
40) go check your mail, just one more time today.
41) IM people and ask them to call you
42) make a quiz on “quizyourfriends.com”
43) make another quiz on “quizyourfreinds.com”
44) call your friends and help them make quizzes on “quizyourfriends.com”
45) go hold an antibush rally, even if you like bush
46) learn how to knit
47) knit a sweater
48) go make some new friends
49) get to know everything there is to know about those new friends
50) try to discover a new hidden talent
51) drop out of college then re-apply
52) sell your textbooks that you havent taken finals for yet
53) think of nicknames for all your friends and relatives
54) watch a movie, heck…make it 3
55) sign up for myspace, xanga, facebook, livejournal, and so forth.
56) grab a pair of scissors and go ” mow the lawn”
57) think about all your favorite color combinations
58) write a novel
59) typetoeveryoneonIMwithoutusingspacesuntiltheygetreallllyannoyed
60) write a letter to the president explaining the lack of your favorite animal where you live
61) put an ice cube in your hand and see how long it takes for the whole thing to melt
62) walmart!
63) look at every photo you’ve ever taken
64) redecorate your entire dormroom
65) re-wash all your clean clothes
66) dress up as someone from ITS and go offer to fix peoples computers
67) tell everyone about this sweet list you’re making and show them peice by peice
68) call your doctor and explain this odd growth you think you have. You haven’t actually seen it, but you have a feeling that it will arrive shortly.
69) pick up your phone and pretend to be talking to someone for a couple hours
70) start some sort of business
71) see how far you can run without collapsing
72) can anyone say pogo stick?
73) count how many birds fly by in one hour
74) stare at someone until they feel uncomfortable; then move on to the next person, and so forth
75) count how many leg hairs you have
76) see how many words you can make out of all the letters in your name; get others to join in
77) write an autobiopgrahy and try to sell it
78) change your screen name a few times
79) change your clock back a few hours and convince yourself its right
80) write your own jokebook, then read it over and over again, laughing hysterically every time
81) hand wash your clothes because you want to be “old fashioned”
82) see how high you can count
83) learn a new language (not greek)
84) i know 3 different lisps
85) dr. phil, all day, baby
86) give yourself a haircut
87) vaccuum the halls
88) find some foreign foods and eat them
89) scale a wall
90) run to the t station, tag the door, and run back
91) do it again – faster this time.
92) heck, one more time
93) invent a new sport
94) finally gain an appreciation for video games
95) stand outside the student center selling your autograph
96) set your mind to finding the most convenient way to open a can of soda – not using the traditional “through the opening” technique.
97) color an entire coloring book
98) color your entire body green with permanent markers
99) wait for the rapture
100) and #1 way to fail out of college – wait until the ENC basketball team wins a game. (ooh…ouch.)